Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name?
Shawna

-name used to describe hotties that have brown hair, beautiful green eyes, and a very bootilicious booty.

O_o Ironically, I looooooove green eyes. still. wtf.

2.) Your age?
18

-The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

-The day your life officially ends.
I turned 18 and life still sucks, except I have more responsibilities. - HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

-The number eighteen is often said on intercoms in grocery stores late at night as a code to let store workers know that there is a pretty girl close by. The one represents one girl and the 8 represents the curves on her body.

-18 means FUCK in Korean.
When Koreans pronounce 18(eighteen),it sounds like fuck in Korean.
The pronunciation of 18=Sip Pal(
10=Sip.8al)

Sip means pussy(Korean slang).
Pal means sale.
Sip Pal means that you are a bastard or a hooker.

-The age every child should move out of home (unless already gone) and go to work/university.

-The age at which everyone tells you you're an "adult", but still think it's not only illegal, but morally wrong, for a child like you to drink alcohol.

-The age which you are first considered a human being at. Any age below 18 is highly discriminated against almost everywhere in the world and you are not yet human in the eyes of almost everyone. People under the age of 18 are legally allowed to be, with the exception of being murdered or tortured, treated exactly like slaves of the 1800's by slave owners, called "adults, parents, or gardians" for obvious reasons. - LOL.

I posted a few more because they were funny.

3.) One of your friends?
Randi

-A female prostitute who has more than one partner/customer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

4.) What should you be doing?
sleeping

-To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

That's... pleasant. LOL

5.) Favorite color?
Green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

Yea. I knew I was gonna get that.

6.) Birthplace?
Hartford

-Capital city of Connecticut. Abandoned after 5pm when all the insurance company workers take their daily white flight back to Farmington, Glastonbury, and Avon, where they are far less likely to get shot or carjacked. Hartford is a city so sad that it lost its one professional sports team when Whalers hockey left. A city so sad that *I* had to be the first one to define it. If it wasn't for the Wadsworth Atheneum or the insurance companies it wouldn't be on the map.
Me and my UConn friends go to Hartford on Saturday night to bar hop. Make sure you avoid the north end unless you want to get jumped.

I miss the Whalers... ;-;

7.) Month of your birth?
december

The month in which the hottest women are born.

dude. Fuck yea.

8.) Last person you talked to?
Well the last person I talked to I already did so... Rachel

The most edible female name.

Yum?

9.) One of your nicknames?
I don't have one so... RPattz 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

The shortened 'netspeak' version of the name Robert Pattinson. Originally used on the celebrity blog site 'Ohnotheydidnt.' Pattinson is most widely known for playing Cedric Diggory in 'Harry Potter' and Edward Cullen in 'Twilight'.
I didn't like him at first but RPattz is srsly growing on me. RPatzz FTW!!!!

HAHAHAHAH RPATTZ FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

dA doesn't have a hyper mood.