Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name?
Shawna

-name used to describe hotties that have brown hair, beautiful green eyes, and a very bootilicious booty.

O_o Ironically, I looooooove green eyes. still. wtf.

2.) Your age?
18

-The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

-The day your life officially ends.
I turned 18 and life still sucks, except I have more responsibilities. - HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

-The number eighteen is often said on intercoms in grocery stores late at night as a code to let store workers know that there is a pretty girl close by. The one represents one girl and the 8 represents the curves on her body.

-18 means FUCK in Korean.
When Koreans pronounce 18(eighteen),it sounds like fuck in Korean.
The pronunciation of 18=Sip Pal(
10=Sip.8al)

Sip means pussy(Korean slang).
Pal means sale.
Sip Pal means that you are a bastard or a hooker.

-The age every child should move out of home (unless already gone) and go to work/university.

-The age at which everyone tells you you're an "adult", but still think it's not only illegal, but morally wrong, for a child like you to drink alcohol.

-The age which you are first considered a human being at. Any age below 18 is highly discriminated against almost everywhere in the world and you are not yet human in the eyes of almost everyone. People under the age of 18 are legally allowed to be, with the exception of being murdered or tortured, treated exactly like slaves of the 1800's by slave owners, called "adults, parents, or gardians" for obvious reasons. - LOL.

I posted a few more because they were funny.

3.) One of your friends?
Randi

-A female prostitute who has more than one partner/customer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

4.) What should you be doing?
sleeping

-To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

That's... pleasant. LOL

5.) Favorite color?
Green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

Yea. I knew I was gonna get that.

6.) Birthplace?
Hartford

-Capital city of Connecticut. Abandoned after 5pm when all the insurance company workers take their daily white flight back to Farmington, Glastonbury, and Avon, where they are far less likely to get shot or carjacked. Hartford is a city so sad that it lost its one professional sports team when Whalers hockey left. A city so sad that *I* had to be the first one to define it. If it wasn't for the Wadsworth Atheneum or the insurance companies it wouldn't be on the map.
Me and my UConn friends go to Hartford on Saturday night to bar hop. Make sure you avoid the north end unless you want to get jumped.

I miss the Whalers... ;-;

7.) Month of your birth?
december

The month in which the hottest women are born.

dude. Fuck yea.

8.) Last person you talked to?
Well the last person I talked to I already did so... Rachel

The most edible female name.

Yum?

9.) One of your nicknames?
I don't have one so... RPattz 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

The shortened 'netspeak' version of the name Robert Pattinson. Originally used on the celebrity blog site 'Ohnotheydidnt.' Pattinson is most widely known for playing Cedric Diggory in 'Harry Potter' and Edward Cullen in 'Twilight'.
I didn't like him at first but RPattz is srsly growing on me. RPatzz FTW!!!!

HAHAHAHAH RPATTZ FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

dA doesn't have a hyper mood.

This has to be one of my favorite times of the year. I love the vibrant colors of the trees, the smell of the leaves. The weather silently shifts from one to the other. These changes are gradual, and only until the change has been complete can the senses fully comprehend the beauty of this season. Every time winter appears, I wonder where autumn went. It seems to have come too quick for me to enjoy it. This year, I've caught a piece of it. Not in pictures, but in memory. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen; the sky was painted an angry red, with shimmers of gold and purple splashed across the canvas. The trees were a black silhouette against the seductive sky. All too quickly it was gone, hidden behind a forest of houses. Because, after all, I know it can't stay here forever.

Blind Melon

stole it frommmmmm sexy.

this is my attempt at procrastination. and by attempt, I mean I AM procrastinating.

99 Questions

1) Name: Shawnaaaaaaaaaaa

2) Name Backwards: anwahs LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

3) Were you named after anyone?: kinda. My mom had a classmate in school who's name was Shawn (she was a girl), but she wanted the more feminine version of it so she made it Shawna.

4) Does your name mean anything?: "God is gracious". mmmmmmkay.

5) Nick Name(s): uh... none, really.

6) Screen Name(s): CSI lvr2000, Sangraven, icemanlvr10779, snickerscsilvr, a bunch that i never use anymore...

7) Date of Birth: december 3rddddddddddd, yo. Imma Sagittariussssssssssssss.

8) Place of Birth: America.

9) Nationality: Irish, Scottish, German, Welsh, French Canadian.

10) Current Location: My house.

11) Sign: Sagittariussssssssssssss.

12) Religion: The Beatles.

13) Height: 5'6"

14) Weight: like, 130, i think?

15) Shoe Size: idkkkkkkkkkk. 9ish?

16) Hair colour: at the moment, blonde.

17) Eye colour: brownnnnnnnnnnn.

18) What do you look like?: a human being.

19) Innie or Outie?: Innie

20) Righty, Lefty, both: both.

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Straight

22) Best friends?: and BECKYCAKESSSSSSSSSSSSS

23) Best friend you trust the most: ^Those two.

24) Best friends {your sex}: ^THEM^

25) Best friends of the opposite sex: JONNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

26) Best Bud(s): Rachel BBBBBBBBBB, Stacey, Missy, Alyssa.

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: RPATTZZZZZZZZ ROFL

28) Crush: RPATTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

29) Parent(s): whatttttttttttttttt about them?

31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): noneeeeeeee.

32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): Willow, Randi, Sarah, all mah JSO friends.

33) Funniest friend: Becca.

34) Craziest friend: dEFS BECCA.

35) Advice Friend: dURRRRRRRRR.
Me:"I WANT A BOYFRIENddddddddddddd."
Liz:"No, you just want RPattz."
Me:"yea, you're right."
:repeat over the next 20 min.:


36) Loudest Friend: dEFS BECCA AGAIN.

37) Person you cry with: my mom. or myself.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: nope

39) Any brothers: yep. unooooooo.

40) Any pets: KITTYYYYYYYYYY.

41) A Disease: i have a cold right nowwwwwww I INFECT YOU!

42) A Pager: nope

43) A Personal phone line: rofl no.

44) A Cell phone: yessssssssssssss.

45) A Lava lamp: Nooooooooooooo

46) A Pool or hot tub: noooooooooo

47) A Car: nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Describe Your...

48) Personality: I'M A HUFFLEPUFF! 8) look it uppppppp.

49) Driving: I zone out when I drive. ROFL.

50) Car or one you want: SILVER VOLVO S60!!!!!!!! or a mini cooper.

51) Room: navy blue walls, lots of posters of bands from the UK except the edward/bella poster (but it totally relates back to the UK cause the guy who plays Edward is britishhhhhhhhh YAY!) and drawers and stuff. oh and guitars.

52) What’s missing?: stuff. my wallet that Ben stole money from... i swear to god if there's money missing i WILL kill him.

53) School: i hate homework. and precalc.

54) Bed: fulllllllllllllll.

55) Relationship with your parent(s): I'm really close to my mom. My dad is just kinda there...

Do You

56) Believe in yourself: no.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: ehhhhh... no.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: yes?

60) Get Along with your parents: with my mom. like i said, my dad is "just there".

61) Save your e-mail conversations: ROFL :is a pack rat: yes.

62) Pray: No.

63) Believe in reincarnation: possibly.

64) Like to make fun of people: if they piss me off, yes.

65) Like to talk on the phone: yes. ugh typing is too slow.

66) Like to eat?: lol no. haha my stomach will be grumbling, and i won't eat until like, 2 hours after i realize i'm hungry. :fails:

67) Like to drive: i guess...

68) Get motion sickness: nopeeeeeeeee.

69) Eat the stems of broccoli: i hate broccoli.

70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: nope.

71) Dream in color: yes.

72) Type with your fingers on home row: yes.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: not anymore. >_>

74) Right next to you: mah phoneeeeeeee.

75) On the walls of your room: like, 4 posters of the Beatles, Sgt. Pepper's calendar, The Who poster, Franz Ferdinand poster, Edward/Bella poster, and that's it. <3 RPATTZZZZZZZZZZ.

76) On your mouse pad: non existent.

77) Your dream car: SILVER VOLVO S60 ANd MINI COOPERRRRRRRRR.

78) Your dream date: RPATTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: doesn't matter, so long as I'm with them.

80) Your dream husband/wife: RPATTZZZZZZZ ROFL hahaha i kid. whoever my soulmate is.

81) Your bedtime: I dun have one.

82) Under your bed: stuff. i don't wanna look... O_o

83) The single most important question: Why?

84) Your bad time of the day: whenever I'm in a bad mood.

85) Your worst fear(s): open heights. falling off of a building.

86) The weather like: cold, cloudy, miserable.

87) The time?: 5:00 pm

88) The date?: Oct. 5th. WHOOOOOOOOOO 3 dAYS UNTIL LIZ CAN FUCKING dRIVE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

89) The best trick you ever played on someone: bloopppppppp.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you eat: tomato juice, i guess.

91) Theme Song: Stupid for You - Marie digby. that song = me.

92) The hardest thing about growing up: having to do everything for yourself.

93) Your funniest experience: any time I'm with friends.

94) Your scariest moment: that I was losing someone who was really important to me, and I didn't even matter in their life.

95) The silliest thing you've said: I called a cookie a chicken once. 8)

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: idk... stuffs that I can't remember.

97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend: getting caught doing something we shouldn't be doing.

98) The worst feeling in the world: when someone doesn't care about you. >_>

99) The best feeling in the world: knowing that someone you care about cares about you too. rofl that's so cheesy... but it's true.

1.Where were you three hours ago?
In bed.

2. Who are you in love with?
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3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
probably. possibly.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
with Liz. the day I broke up with that faggot of a kid who i called my "boyfriend".

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
yep.

7. Do you have a car worth over 200,000?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
last night. ish.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nopee

10. Are you hot?
nooooooooooo dude.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water? or fruitopia from Mickey d's. hell yea.

12. What are you wearing right now?
jeans, sweatshirt, t shirt, long sleeved shirt, shoes, socks. ho yea i got the whole rainbow down.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I don't wash my invisible car.

14. Last food you ate?
hostess chocolate cupcakeeeeeeeeeeeee.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
at Becca's House.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

17. When is the last time you ran?
tuesday?

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I think my dad had some college football stuff on. idfk.

19. What is your favourite animal?
Shark.

20. Your dream vacation?
LONdONNNNNNNNNNNN with RPattz

21. Last person's house you were in?
Jd's

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
a Ganglion cyst in my hand that had to be removed surgically.


23. Have you been in love?
idfk anymore.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yesssssssssssssss i want RPattz.

25. Last play you saw?
LOVE the Musical


26. 3 things you wish for?

1. RPattz
2. sleeping in late
3. if it can't be RPattz, a soulmateeeeeee i guess.
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27. What are your plans for tonight?
work. sleep.

28. Who is the last person you commented on?
probs

29. Next trip you are going to take?
LONdON BABY. LONdONNNNNNNNNNNN.

30. Ever go to camp?
yes. ew.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
yessiree bob.

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Everything. I hate not knowing. I want to know so i won't waste my time with things that aren't going to work out.

33. Are you wearing any perfume?
Nah dude.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit ?
I already had one whooooooo.

35. Where is your best friend ?
somewhereeeeeeeeeeeeee.

36. How is your best friend?
she is awesome. yayyyyyyyyyyyy

37. Do you have a tan?
no.

38. What are listing to right now?
are you happy now - Michelle Branch. cept i'm not angry anymore. 8)

Sooooooooooooo I found out that my high school's drama club is going to London. L-O-N-d-O-N. the place where RPattz lives Jim Sturgess lives I might possibly want to go to college. Many of you would be like "WELL dUH GO TO FREAKIN' LONdON!" but seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, there's this language, affectionately known as TEH LATIN, and TEH LATIN club might be going to Rome this year, the same time as the drama club is going to London. I was fully planning on going to Rome, because I wasn't expecting drama club to be going anywhere. Now I'm faced with the decision of going to MOTHER FUCKING RPATTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see plays and stuff and (maybe) a crapload of Beatles stuff, or going to Rome and looking at latin and greek and that teacher that I think is cute. So if you were me, where would you go?

seriously. I hate making decisions. ._.

Oh also if I can't find anyone to go with to London, I'm going to Rome. I refuse to go on a trip with people I barely know.